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Re: Today's Nonesense Bro

Posted by Jay E. Morris on May 20, 2004

A kayak is not really christened (or a virgin paddler for that fact) until the first time it dumps it's paddler (or the paddler dumps himself).

In Response to: Re: Today's Nonesense Bro by Mac on May 20, 2004

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• Re: Today's Nonesense Bro by Mac on May 20, 2004

 

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